WAYS I AM LIKE DON DRAPER

Fun new list app meme! (More like one truth and a lot of lies)
  1. I found peace of mind at Esalen, Big Sur, California
  2. My biological mother was a prostitute
  3. I'm an alcoholic
  4. I gained a lot of weight in between seasons but then slimmed down for the last one
  5. I am a compulsive cheater
  6. I am an advertising genius
  7. Everyone wants my money
  8. I scandalized my daughter
  9. I broke my vows
  10. I took another man's name and made nothing of it
  11. I too feel like I live inside of a refrigerator