/What They Can Bring
  1. Amy Schumer
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    A promise that she would consider being Hillary's running mate
  2. Shonda Rimes
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    An answer as to why you killed a certain someone in Greys?!?? I think about this all the time
  3. Saint Vincent
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    Her number so we can plan double dates
  4. JK Rowling
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    Please tell us all what house we would be in
  5. Laverne Cox
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    Beauty tips
  6. Abbi & llana
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    Weed
  7. Ruth Bader Ginsberg
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    Grade A mother fucking shade
  8. Lena Dunham
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    The opportunity to thank her for writing GIRLS because I think it's very important
  9. Adele
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    A nannying job offer
  10. Michelle Obama
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    Skinny Girl Tequila if that is a thing, healthy snacks
  11. Ellen Page
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    Stories about filming Gaycation
  12. Cookie Lyon
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    A list of disses and put downs I can pocket and use when needed
  13. Mindy Kaling
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    The chance to ask her questions about the last chapter of Why Not Me because I think about this idea of entitlement all the time
  14. Beyoncé
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