THINGS I LEARNED ON OKCUPID TODAY

  1. Newsboy hats are back in. I hate newsboy hats. Newsboy hats are a deal breaker.
  2. Offering an emoji workout is an acceptable first date 💪🏾. Well at least he offered flower (emoji)
  3. Listing an interest in tall men is completely disregarded (bc women have no choices). My taste is "irregardless"
  4. Rain makes people lonely. Too many "hi..." To count
  5. There are people creepier than I am out there. Who knew?