Signs Your Husband Loves His Jeep More Than You
Even though he lets you drive it every day, your spouse may love his car more than you if -
- •He Spends More Time Rubbing Her Body Than Your BodyAt least 4 hours and a lot of soap suds.
- •Her Seat Covers Cost More Than Your Wedding RingCausing you to question why you went for the plain gold band in the first place.
- •He Notices Hood Residue Indicating You Might Have Parked Under a TreeBut not that your mascara is smudged.
- •He Worries That You Might Park Her in a Questionable NeighborhoodBut fine with you going to a questionable neighborhood with the other car.
- •He's Planning to Purchase 4 New Tires Equal to the Price of a VacationBut curiously, not planning YOUR vacation.