Signs Your Husband Loves His Jeep More Than You

Even though he lets you drive it every day, your spouse may love his car more than you if -
  1. He Spends More Time Rubbing Her Body Than Your Body
    At least 4 hours and a lot of soap suds.
  2. Her Seat Covers Cost More Than Your Wedding Ring
    Causing you to question why you went for the plain gold band in the first place.
  3. He Notices Hood Residue Indicating You Might Have Parked Under a Tree
    But not that your mascara is smudged.
  4. He Worries That You Might Park Her in a Questionable Neighborhood
    But fine with you going to a questionable neighborhood with the other car.
  5. He's Planning to Purchase 4 New Tires Equal to the Price of a Vacation
    But curiously, not planning YOUR vacation.