1. To be okay with silence
  2. That sound was just the water heater
  3. The fridge actually has tons of space
  4. Why did I buy so much food?
  5. Maybe it just looks like a lot because it's all spread out
  6. Sweeping is necessary
  7. You need an emergency contact whose geographical proximity to you is less than 100 miles
    Mom as my ICE just isn't gonna cut it
  8. Someone should really sweep
  9. Oh, wait, I have to
    No roommates = more chores
  10. There is something oddly freeing about peeing with the door open
  11. It just isn't socially acceptable to eat at some places alone