Inspired by @amieshmamie and @Jaycer17
  1. "Hey, do you want me to scratch your back?"
  2. "Nat, Harry Potter is real."
  3. "Want to watch/play soccer?"
  4. "Do you want me to get you a burrito?"
  5. "Wanna watch a movie?"
  6. "Wanna take a nap?"
  7. "Hey do you need a coffee?"
  8. "Lets go hiking/camping/exploring."
  9. "Listen to this new song I heard the other day."
  10. "You want this?" *Proceeds to hand me food*
  11. "Here's your Hogwarts letter. It turns out that 22 is the actual starting age in this dimension."
    Just let me have this one.