Dobby Needed To Be Stopped
He's V problematic and his obsession with socks is a low key red flag.
- •Here we meet the unsub - Dobby the House ElfYes "unsub" as in Criminal Minds. Leave me alone.
- •At first he's seemingly innocent.I mean having been obviously tortured/spit upon, Harry has a justified reason to let out a tear and feel bad for him.
- •AND THEN SHIT HITS THE FAN.Dobby is a twat.
- •@ Dobby. Why are you the way that you are?
- •Sir, you are potentially damaging a perfectly good dresser.He has no regard for HP's personal belongings. Not to mention Uncle Chubs will lose his shit.
- •Damages Exhibit B:That ain't your mail. Can you even read?
- •Don't break HP's only source of light in his jail cell of a bedroom.Rude.
- •Look, you already caused HP to lose his bones, so don't fuck up his medicine.He has a noodle for an arm, it's not like he can fight you to take the bottle back.
- •Look at this smug little piece of shit.You stopped Lucius true, but that's only one redemption for your laundry list of errors.
- •In conclusion, Dobby is a elf-sized tornado.
- •And his obsession with socks is questionable.Why only socks? Sure, HP gifted you freedom with them, but you have other body parts to cover. Explain.