He's V problematic and his obsession with socks is a low key red flag.
  1. Here we meet the unsub - Dobby the House Elf
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    Yes "unsub" as in Criminal Minds. Leave me alone.
  2. At first he's seemingly innocent.
    I mean having been obviously tortured/spit upon, Harry has a justified reason to let out a tear and feel bad for him.
  3. AND THEN SHIT HITS THE FAN.
    Dobby is a twat.
  4. @ Dobby. Why are you the way that you are?
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  5. Sir, you are potentially damaging a perfectly good dresser.
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    He has no regard for HP's personal belongings. Not to mention Uncle Chubs will lose his shit.
  6. Damages Exhibit B:
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    That ain't your mail. Can you even read?
  7. Don't break HP's only source of light in his jail cell of a bedroom.
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    Rude.
  8. Look, you already caused HP to lose his bones, so don't fuck up his medicine.
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    He has a noodle for an arm, it's not like he can fight you to take the bottle back.
  9. Look at this smug little piece of shit.
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    You stopped Lucius true, but that's only one redemption for your laundry list of errors.
  10. In conclusion, Dobby is a elf-sized tornado.
  11. And his obsession with socks is questionable.
    Why only socks? Sure, HP gifted you freedom with them, but you have other body parts to cover. Explain.