Its Hermione's Savage World and We're Just Living In It.

She is both ruthless and an intellectual. Fucks given: ZERO.
  1. (Let me start by saying that Harry Potter is my oxygen and Emma Watson is my queen.)
  2. LETS BEGIN, SHALL WE???
  3. 💎 SORCERER'S STONE 💎
    Here we are introduced to our mini-sized Queen of all queens.
  4. At first she is seemingly innocent. The boys are jerks and only become her friend after dealing with that derelict troll.
    Appalling TBH.
  5. She begins her journey to peak savageness with her intolerance of the boys ineptitude.
    "Y r u so stoopid??" - Hermione, probably
  6. She finishes out the year by making sure the boys don't die and passing all exams with flying colors.
    BABY SAVAGE HG IS UNAMUSED.
  7. Moving on.
  8. 🐍 CHAMBER OF SECRETS 🐍
    @ Hermione: Y r u soo smart?? Ur 12.
  9. She literally makes a potion four years above her grade level and breaks a dozen school rules just to spy on that twat of a rich kid, Draco Malfoy.
    Turning into Millicent Bulstrode's cat was a minor lapse in judgement.
  10. She keeps the boys on top of their grades and is sassy AF when questioned.
    Again, ZERO FICKS GIVEN.
  11. Then sadly 👁🐍
    PETRIFIED.
  12. Yet she still manages to save everyone's asses by figuring out the whole pipes situation.
  13. THEN THE SAVAGENESS REACHES NEW HEIGHTS
    Aka Prisoner of Azkaban and onward.
  14. 🐺 PRISONER OF AZKABAN 🐺
    We're picking up speed, people. Keep up.
  15. She gets fed up with Draco's bullshit and punches him right in his yapper.
    Emma Watson throwing a punch is my aesthetic.
  16. 🔥 GOBLET OF FIRE 🔥
  17. She uncovers Rita Skeeter's illegal acts of animagus spying and then TRAPS HER IN A JAR FOR WEEKS AND BLACKMAILS HER. All while winning the affections of the hot exchange student.
    HERMIONE, ENFORCER OF THE LAW.....while breaking the law. ???? Idk I don't get it either.
  18. 🔮 ORDER OF THE PHOENIX 🔮
  19. She leads the rebellion and convinces Harry to teach everyone proper DADA.
    @ Harry: Are you sure you're the chosen one?
  20. Then when that twat Marietta Edgecombe outs the DA to Pink Satan, Hermione permanently etches "SNEAK" across the girl's face in pimples to last for the rest of eternity.
    Dumbledore: "Your word is: Remorse." HG: "Uhhhhhmmmmmm.....origin of the word PLS?"
  21. 👑 HALF BLOOD PRINCE 👑
  22. She confunds that prick McLaggen during quidditch tryouts so that Ronnie boy can be keeper.
    "Wut r scool rooolz?" - Hermione, as she makes it rain with galleons and sickles.
  23. Then when Ron becomes a douchey teenaged boy, HG is like "whatevs" and sets killer birds after him.
    DESERVED TBH.
  24. Then she causes his break up after he gets poisoned and proceeds to tell him how it happened over a casual lunch gathering among friends.
    RUTHLESS.
  25. 💀 DEATHLY HALLOWS 💀
  26. "Wait there's a war????? Ok brb just got to obliviate the rents real quik."
    *My face leaks heavily at this part every time.
  27. She saves Harry's sorry ass multiple times while hunting horcruxes.
    "Y r u stoopid, chozen 1?" - Hermione
  28. Doesn't take any of Ron's shit when his sorry ass returns to grovel like the peasant that he is.
    "Don't look at me. You have no right, plebeian."
  29. Empersonates Bellatrix after surviving her torture and breaks into her vault, because REVENGE IS HG'S MIDDLE NAME.
  30. Throws a stinging jinx at Harry's face to disguise him from DAH SNATCHAS without any warning.
    "Mione, my face hurts." - Harry, probably. "SUCKSSSS." - Hermione, definitely.
  31. In conclusion, Hermione is a B.A.B. and gives ZERO FUCKS.