J. K. Rowling's Magical Creatures, Ranked

Cue Hedwig's Theme and gather around, because no one wants to order coffee this late at night and I'm bored AF at work.
  1. 27.
    Trolls
    A slow entrance into a much more complicated world for Harry. This was like the expected preliminary win in a sports tournament.
  2. 26.
    Giant Arachnids
    GTFO. I. WILL. NOT. PLAY. I would honestly set the entire forest ablaze at the first sight of one of these. Fiend fire on LOCK.
  3. 25.
    Giants
    GRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHWWWWWPPPPP. YEET.
  4. 24.
    Three-headed Dogs
    Guardian of the Underworld, but the music inducing sleep flaw was brilliant.
  5. 23.
    Unicorns
    🤕🐍🔥🙏🏼
  6. 22.
    Cornish Pixies
    Nasty little buggers and hella entertaining.
  7. 21.
    Dragons
    The poor poor vault dragon. Be free, my son.
  8. 20.
    Werewolves
    Remus's storyline is honestly what puts this higher than it normally would, but otherwise that's it.
  9. 19.
    Centaurs
    Again unoriginal in concept, but I LOVED Rowling's emphasis on their demeanor with their love for the stars and their convictions to side with the innocent.
  10. 18.
    Sphinxes
    I so wish that riddle was in the movie, but because of "PACING NATALIE, GAWD" I get it.
  11. 17.
    Owls
    Owls are only so high because of JK's ingenuity to use their wisdom for a purpose.
  12. 16.
    Basilisks
    Nopenopenopenopenope. *immediately closes eyes and runs into wall*
  13. 15.
    Phoenixes
    Mytho based, but Fawkes healing Harry rips my soul into shreds with feels.
  14. 14.
    Hippogriffes
    Buckbeak was bae, but mythologically based once again.
  15. 13.
    Merpeople
    Honestly way better than regular mermaids. I want to be one.
  16. 12.
    House Elves
    Pls refer to my original rant: Dobby Needed To Be Stopped
  17. 11.
    Blast-Ended Skrewts
    Very original, but get the hell away from me.
  18. 10.
    Nargles
    "Real? Or not real?" - Everyone "Real." - Luna
  19. 9.
    Kneazles
    Technically Crookshanks is only half-Kneazle but relevant.
  20. 8.
    Grindylows
    GET OUT.
  21. 7.
    Nifflers
    The interaction between Newt and this dude was 💯. Also money.
  22. 6.
    Thunderbirds
    I have the incessant urge to ride on it's back like Dany does to Drogon.
  23. 5.
    Bowtruckles
    I tested up when he got sad at Newt for almost leaving him.
  24. 4.
    Obscurus
    Hello, black hole human.
  25. 3.
    Veela
    Claws, wings, soulmates, beauty. What's not to love?
  26. 2.
    Dementors
    This concept is SO INTERESTING. Depressing, but interesting.
  27. 1.
    Thestrals
    My co-worker thinks I'm a dark soul for putting these at the top, but lyyyyyyke 🤷🏼‍♀️