My Fake Friends, Graded by Levels of Fake-ness
Imma shit talk like a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk. Here we go. Also @marymurphy requested this, but don't think it'll be unbiased. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
- •Welcome to RTL's shitty-ass existence.The Rich Tapestry of Life takes all kinds and It's a rollercoaster ride, lemme tell you.
- •Jesus help us.*Us, post Fantastic Beasts*
- •1. Will - @wrchrtFAKENESS: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Dis beeeetch. Ditched bar night the other night for no reason other than he's 🤴🏻. So rude, but also I can't help but love him sooo 🤷🏼♀️.
- •Likes doing photo shoots of himselfSelf absorbed tbh.
- •2. Kimmy - @kimmy_bakerFAKENESS: ⭐️⭐️ Owns a kitten named Kat Winslet, so that's pretty real. But also takes 18+ hours to finish nitpicking over words in ONE paragraph of a paper. Infuriating but consistent. Also, THIS PICTURE (ded).
- •But like Kat Winslet though is the realest.Even though all Kimmy does is take pictures of her.
- •3. RachelFAKENESS: ⭐️ Rachel is always chill and down to watch Harry Potter and eat ice-cream. V real. Also likes to take spontaneous road trips and cares about nature. Also v real. Tied for first place.
- •YAY mountains!*Claims to be horribly un-photogenic = bullshit.
- •4. Mary - @marymurphyFAKENESS: ⭐️⭐️ This face says everything. She keeps me honest and less trashy by calling me out on all of muh shiiiiiiiiit.
- •She's also just as judgmental as I am.PETTY.
- •Deredith MeNucciFAKENESS: ⭐️Also answers to Meredith when not inebriated. She is tied for the realest. She likes to kidnap everyone and bring you pizza in the middle of the night. Clutch tbh.
- •Like look at these two posing during our casting call last semester.Don't ask questions. I have no answers.
- •Good night and God bless.This promotional image is brought to you by Rachel Neal. I hate myself.