Imma shit talk like a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk. Here we go. Also @marymurphy requested this, but don't think it'll be unbiased. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
  1. Welcome to RTL's shitty-ass existence.
    Static
    The Rich Tapestry of Life takes all kinds and It's a rollercoaster ride, lemme tell you.
  2. Jesus help us.
    Static
    *Us, post Fantastic Beasts*
  3. 1. Will - @wrchrt
    Static
    FAKENESS: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Dis beeeetch. Ditched bar night the other night for no reason other than he's 🤴🏻. So rude, but also I can't help but love him sooo 🤷🏼‍♀️.
  4. Likes doing photo shoots of himself
    Static
    Self absorbed tbh.
  5. 2. Kimmy - @kimmy_baker
    Static
    FAKENESS: ⭐️⭐️ Owns a kitten named Kat Winslet, so that's pretty real. But also takes 18+ hours to finish nitpicking over words in ONE paragraph of a paper. Infuriating but consistent. Also, THIS PICTURE (ded).
  6. But like Kat Winslet though is the realest.
    Static
    Even though all Kimmy does is take pictures of her.
  7. 3. Rachel
    Static
    FAKENESS: ⭐️ Rachel is always chill and down to watch Harry Potter and eat ice-cream. V real. Also likes to take spontaneous road trips and cares about nature. Also v real. Tied for first place.
  8. YAY mountains!
    Static
    *Claims to be horribly un-photogenic = bullshit.
  9. 4. Mary - @marymurphy
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    FAKENESS: ⭐️⭐️ This face says everything. She keeps me honest and less trashy by calling me out on all of muh shiiiiiiiiit.
  10. She's also just as judgmental as I am.
    Static
    PETTY.
  11. Deredith MeNucci
    Static
    FAKENESS: ⭐️Also answers to Meredith when not inebriated. She is tied for the realest. She likes to kidnap everyone and bring you pizza in the middle of the night. Clutch tbh.
  12. Like look at these two posing during our casting call last semester.
    Static
    Don't ask questions. I have no answers.
  13. Good night and God bless.
    Static
    This promotional image is brought to you by Rachel Neal. I hate myself.