Things I Could Definitely Do If It Was An Emergency

Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. Rap all of Salt-n-Pepa's Push It
  2. Rap all of Blackalicious' Alphabet Aerobics
  3. Answer every question about Harry Potter thrown at me
  4. Probably recite the first page of Sorcerer's Stone.
  5. Do a rainbow with a soccer ball
  6. Maybe hit a golf ball without missing
    Maybe
  7. Hit the high note in Defying Gravity
    And then proceed to drink tea and be a mute for the rest of my life.
  8. Plan a escape route in under an hour
    For any circumstance
  9. Protect a friend being attacked
  10. Take a bullet for a select few
  11. Say the entire Phonetic Alphabet off the top of my head
  12. Plan a road trip with limited resources
  13. Run an entire church youth program for a summer
  14. Run
    Like in general.
  15. Tell a really bad joke
  16. Give myself or someone else stitches
  17. CPR
  18. Draw Pocahontas from pure memory