We've been friends for a long time, but we just keep getting stupider. Below is the evidence. Here for your viewing pleasure.
  1. Because: *dabs* we are trash.
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  2. Also, let it be known that she's bugging me about this list with severe impatience.
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    Egotistical tbh.
  3. 👆🏽first, a little context.
  4. We met when she became my youth director during my sophomore year of high school.
    She wasn't prepared.
  5. First impression: She and our other leader, Mackay, came to eat lunch with us at school. I said "Hey nice to meet you.", slung my arm around her shoulders, and then brazenly proceeded to cuss out my chemistry teacher who I had a running war of wills with.
    She probably thought I needed more Jesus and hence began our journey of absurdity.
  6. Fast forward to college and I became her summer youth intern and then got promoted to her life intern, because she isn't good at adulting.
    But really.
  7. So now I deal with shit like this on a daily basis.
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    Bagel is her terror of a dog.
  8. Someone help
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  9. That one time I made the mistake of putting Purple Rain on her mixtape.
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    Never again.
  10. Really bad pictures of each other are our staple product. We had a photo war on Insta for the entire duration of 2015.
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  11. Like that one time I won at cards and made a rule that she had to put on a shirt every time someone played a five.
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    Just your usual trash.
  12. In order to handle the absurdity of our friendship emotionally, I created a twitter account solely to troll Katie on the internet.
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    I care.
  13. Highlights were as follows:
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  17. And occasionally she trolls me back.
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    Fifth grade was a dark age.
  18. One time Katie led a youth retreat and asked me to come from school to be a leader (pre-intern years) and as I graciously got everyone hot chocolate she left me stuck in the hotel elevator for ten minutes with no key card.
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    I WAS STUCK IN HOTEL PURGATORY WHICH IS NOW A RUNNING MEME IN MY LIFE.
  19. I wish videos were allowed @list because then I'd post my library of videos showing me scaring her shitless.
    You can see them posted on my insta though.
  20. We lived together for a time.
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    What an era. Too good. Too pure.
  21. I deal with her questionable logic daily.
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  22. Like why?
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  24. We're crazy but we love each other
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    Everyone can see the stupidity of this post.
  25. This is the stupidest list I've ever made.
    Everyone should follow her too. @kaitlinkav Good night. Amen.
  26. EDIT: She's also wanting me to create a painting for her office.
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  27. Currently dealing with this
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  28. Kind of frustrating
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  29. I'm handling it well though, I must say.
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  30. Also.
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    I'm ded.