WHAT I MIGHT DO IF I EVER GET A LISTAPP FOLLOWER
It's bound to happen sooner or later, especially if I tell my mom about it.
- •Suddenly get super-insecure about my ability to craft a useful, interesting, or funny list
- •Delete 10 lists for every one that gets posted
- •Try to up my "intelligence quotient" by making lists such as "Nonfiction Books I'm Currently Reading" and "Top 10 Historical Physicists (any after Einstein will have been Googled)"
- •More typos than when I didn't have followers.
- •Start trying to sound more like Casey Kasem.
- •Sudden urge to rank things that should not be ranked. Favorite children, ways my wife might kill me, and best Golden Corral bathrooms
- •Plagiarism...most likely.