WHAT I MIGHT DO IF I EVER GET A LISTAPP FOLLOWER

It's bound to happen sooner or later, especially if I tell my mom about it.
  1. Suddenly get super-insecure about my ability to craft a useful, interesting, or funny list
  2. Delete 10 lists for every one that gets posted
  3. Try to up my "intelligence quotient" by making lists such as "Nonfiction Books I'm Currently Reading" and "Top 10 Historical Physicists (any after Einstein will have been Googled)"
  4. More typos than when I didn't have followers.
  5. Start trying to sound more like Casey Kasem.
  6. Sudden urge to rank things that should not be ranked. Favorite children, ways my wife might kill me, and best Golden Corral bathrooms
  7. Plagiarism...most likely.