My friend is officially buying his first car today. These are objects found in the dealership.
  1. Mini Water Bottles
    Used car dealers are so cheap they can't even afford actual size water bottles.
  2. Doug the Salesman
    He's a former Army paratrooper. Served 16 years but was medically released because he gots them old legs.
  3. The Buyer
    This is Christian. He's the buyer on the right, and his daddy on left (because Dads know everything about cars.)
  4. Carmax
    Not as soothing as Carmex Chapstick but still fun.
  5. Me
    Woke me up this morning to have me drive him here.
  6. The Car
    This is the car he ended up getting. 2013 Hyundai Elantra 🔥