1. It's surprisingly conservative
    Caitlyn Jenner discussions falter once we get past her hair and makeup regimen
  2. Capitalism is really hot here
    "Beauty for all" really means "take all da bitches money"
  3. Intern Infinity: the new Freshman 15
    Consistently eating all the break room donuts because God knows no one else here will
  4. Beauty vloggers trump Netflix
    The best part of my week is watching Amy Schumer clips on the clock in quiet rebellion
  5. Equality for UVA fratstars
    This may be the only place where affirmative hiring supports the straight white males
  6. Foot or face?!?
    Sometimes I get free products and don't know how to use them... And I'm too afraid to ask
  7. Wait, am I ugly?