FAVORITE MICHAEL SCOTT QUOTES

When I watched the pilot of The Office I was like "is this supposed to be funny?", because I thought Michael was so insufferable. It was the first comedy I watched tho, so it took me a little to figure out that this was the point. I learned to love and I can relate to him a lot and I still think he had one of the best character developments in TV.
  1. "I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's terrible."
    Hate is a strong word, IMO.
  2. "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going, I just hope to find it along the way."
    All of us!
  3. "Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. And he's divorced... so he's really not a part of his family."
  4. "Well, this is gonna hurt like a motherfucker."
    This is me exactly thinking about his last episode on the show.
  5. "And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do."
    This is me making life changing decisions everyday!
  6. "I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."
    I say this at least once a day.
  7. "I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream."
    Every time one of my otps becomes canon, this is my reaction.
  8. "I... declare... bankruptcy!"
    *looks at my bank account* same
  9. "I'm running away from my responsibilities and it feels good."
    me on this app while I have TONS of things to read for class.
  10. "I would not miss it for the world, but if something else came up I would definitely not go."
    something else is a pretty broad term so to me it usually means oh sorry I have to catch up on my tv shows!
  11. "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday."
    This was when I realized that I was much more like Michael than I thought.
  12. "It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand."
    @ myself when I first started this show, but now it applies to everything I find funny that other people don't find very funny.
  13. "SWAG: Stuff We All Get."
    IMPORTANT!!!
  14. "We're all homos. Homo sapiens."
    very wise
  15. "I don't want to do anything, I'm dying."
    me me me me me
  16. "I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious."
  17. "I don't even consider myself a part of society."
    every time I read some awful thing about people I say this and it's unfortunately becoming more and more frequent :(
  18. "Just tell him to call me ASAP as possible."
    every time I use asap as possible I fear people won't understand the reference and think I don't understand how abbreviations work, I don't care much tho.
  19. "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
    Michael just wanted to love and be loved in return, it's very simple and yet, so difficult. I'm very happy he found everything he was looking for in the end and also very grateful.
  20. "T shirt idea: goodbyes stink."
    I cried so much.
  21. "It feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. And, at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone. And I am crying, and nobody can hear me because I am terribly, terribly, terribly alone."
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree
  22. That's what she said
    Suggested by   @ashlee
  23. I am Beyoncé always
    Suggested by   @ashepinnell
  24. "He had no arms or legs. He couldn't hear, see or speak. This is how he led a nation"
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree
  25. There is such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.
    Suggested by   @justjills
  26. Two queens on Casino Night. I'm gonna drop a deuce on everyone.
    Suggested by   @logan_____
  27. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.
    Suggested by   @justjills
  28. Abraham Lincoln once said "If you are a racist, I will attack you from the North."
    Suggested by   @justjills
  29. Crime Reduces Innocence, Makes Everyone Angry, I Declare
    Suggested by   @katemaryj
  30. "I'm like Benjamin Button in reverse."
    Suggested by   @csmcgrew
  31. "Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did."
    Suggested by   @theaidancorona
  32. "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take' -Wayne Gretsky'"
    Suggested by   @jsyrkinn