EVERY FUCKING TIME

PSSD: Post Starbucks Stress Disorder. I still wake up in the middle of the night from a Starbucks dream, reaching for the whipped cream canister, the echo of an impatient customer's yell in my ears.
  1. "Can I get a caramel macchiato, nonfat, no foam, extra drizzle?"
  2. "Sure! What size?"
  3. "A hot one"
  4. "Okay, what size?"
  5. "No foam"
  6. "Yep, got that, what size?"
  7. "A nonfat caramel macchiato"
  8. "Okay.... a hot nonfat, no foam, with extra drizzle, caramel macchiato, - what. size?"
  9. "Did you get the extra drizzle!?"
  10. "Of course! just. what. size?"
  11. "pardon me?"
  12. "WHAT SIZE NONFATNOFOAMEXTRADRIZZLECARAMELMACCHIATO!?"
  13. "What's my total?"
  14. every.
  15. fucking.
  16. day.