MY BEST VALENTINES DAY

  1. it was 2014
  2. I was single
    (I'm always single)
  3. However, I requested Saint Valentine's Day off a month in advance
  4. because on that wonderful day, something amazing was going to happen.
  5. I reserved my meal in advance
    Ribs, for reasons which will shortly become clear.
  6. I planned my entire day around this event
  7. I couldn't sleep the night before, out of pure excitement for my Valentine's Day date.
  8. Because on February 14th, 2014, Season Two of House of Cards was dropped on Netflix.
  9. God bless you, Netflix.
    thanks for the best Valentine's Day ever.