I was homeschooled, okay?
  1. The Michael Scott
    Become close friends and literally never give any indication that I have feelings for you.
  2. The Michael Bluth
    Glance up at you for approximately 0.0007 seconds every once in awhile. and like, make sure to take different intervals between each glance. It can't be like exactly every ten seconds cause what if you notice the trend?
  3. The J.D.
    Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party?? He had no body to go with! *inner monologue* that's not a fair test, that joke's hilarious!
  4. The Jermaine
    I say something sexy like, "I think I'm gonna go to bed now, I've got work in the morning" You know what I'm tryna to say.