MY NINE CIRCLES OF HELL

Inspired by Dante and @joemurphy. I probably shouldn't be giving The Big Guy any ideas...
  1. 9.
    An eternity of it being 11:30 when I have to turn in a paper at midnight on dial up Internet.
  2. 8.
    Slightly worse, an eternity on hold with Comcast Customer Service
    inspired by @joemurphy
  3. 7.
    A neverending elegant and endless library, but where every book I open is just a crappy young adult dystopian/romance novel
  4. 6.
    An argument with that girl from college who was the embodiment of this meme, FOREVER
    not that I mind debate with people who have different views than me, in fact I love that. But this girl was that kind of person that was a liberal cause it's cool, thought she knew everything, was actually very ill-informed but stubborn as hell. Couldn't tell you why she believed in the policies she did, she could only tell me I was wrong.
  5. 5.
    Or, even worse, an everlasting discussion with that person that tries to convert everyone to Christianity but their only argument/answer to any question is "well the bible says so"
    please. please. just know why you believe what you believe.
  6. 4.
    Babysitting misbehaved children for all of eternity
    I despise children.
  7. 3.
    An eternity stuck in a room with that one friend who thinks the Harry Potter movies are better than the books
    No. No God please no. no. nooooo.
  8. 2.
    An eternity at Michael and Jan's horrific dinner party
    "Babe?" for eternity.
  9. 1.
    Eternal Frappuccino Happy Hour
    Being on bar at Starbucks during Frappy Hour, at a Starbucks location next door to a private high school, with a partner that called off sick. If God deems me worthy of the worst imaginable punishment, this would be it.