TOP 11 SITCOM COLD OPENS

inspired in part by @amieshmamie
  1. 11.
    Ron Pulls A Tooth - Parks and Rec
    Ron doesn't want to talk about recycling so he pulls a tooth.
  2. 10.
    Barney Tries To Get Rid of the Ducky Tie
    Elaborate heist/chase all over NYC in which he "loses" the tie
  3. 9.
    Frank Trips - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
    makes the rest of the episode so much funnier after Frank trips and gets a bloody nose in the open
  4. 8.
    Fire Safety - The Office
  5. 7.
    Family Feud - Scrubs
  6. 6.
    Michael Doesn't Know Toby is Back - The Office
  7. 5.
    Michael Runs Over Meredith - The Office
  8. 4.
    Jim Impersonates Dwight - The Office
  9. 3.
    Notches - Community
    just such a fantastic microcosm of the entire show
  10. 2.
    Asian Jim - The Office
  11. 1.
    Kevin's Famous Chili - The Office