WE'VE LIVED IN OUR HOUSE FOR A MONTH

a passive aggressive sublist against my three roommates. probably not worth reading.
  1. Times I've mowed the lawn - 4
    Times any of my roommates have - 0
  2. Times I've taken out the trash - 5
    Times any of my roommates have - 0
  3. Times I've brought the empty trash bins back in - 4
    Times any of my roommates have - 1
  4. Times I've done dishes - 12
    Times any of my roommates have - 5
  5. Times I've vacuumed - 3
    Times any of my roommates have - 1
  6. Times I've cleaned the bathrooms - 3
    Times any of my roommates have - 0
  7. Times I've swept the kitchen floor - 10
    Times any of my roommates have - 1
  8. Times I've cleaned the kitchen - 8
    Times any of my roommates have - 2
  9. Times my guests have woken a roommate up - 0
    Times their guests have woken me up - 3
  10. Times I've been awoken by a roommate's romantic escapades - 5
    Times I've awoken a roommate with romantic escapades - 0 (I would need to have romantic escapades for this to even be a possibility)
  11. Times I've turned off the lights after that one roommate who doesn't seem to realize our lights aren't motion sensed - Over 150*
    *Honestly a conservative estimate.
  12. 9/10 of those times a roommate did perform a chore was Jason. He's the only other person that does things.
  13. I can't wait to live alone.