Inspired by @smmrnss
  1. Hermione Granger
    A Flat White; smart, sweet, effective, classy.
  2. Ron Weasley
    A Seasonal Frappuccino and a cake-pop. He doesn't like coffee, he likes the sweet stuff.
  3. Harry Potter
    Awkwardly mispronounces what he really wants and just asks for the same as whatever the friend in front of him ordered.
  4. Ginny Weasley
    An Americano with room, probably iced. Coffee just helps her get ready to kick ass all day, she doesn't need anything fancy, just something quick.
  5. Luna Lovegood
    A Green Tea Latte. It's "healthier" and "natural"
  6. Neville Longbottom
    Gets nervous and points to whatever was on the featured board. Drops it immediately after the Barista hands it to him.
  7. Fred and George Weasley
    Iced Caramel Macchiatos, just cause they don't really know what else to get. Will give a fake name to barista as a prank.
  8. Albums Dumbledore
    One shot of espresso, in a ceramic espresso mug. Sips quietly.
  9. Minerva McGonagall
    Dark Roast with room, doctored to her perfect specifications.
  10. Severus Snape
    Black Hot Tea, no sweetener. Over-steeped so it's dark and very bitter.
  11. Arthur and Molly Weasley
    They order something together, a simple light roast and a pumpkin bread they split.
  12. Sirius Black
    Hot Americano, black.
  13. Rubeus Hagrid
    A Trenta Iced Coffee and gets three refills. Only way to get the amount of caffeine he needs!
  14. Remus Lupin
    A Vanilla Latte, but I think like an extra shot or less pumps so it's not as sweet. Probably would always tip and talk to the baristas unless it was near the full moon.
  15. Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
    Does not drink Starbucks cause the coffee he makes at home is fine. If he meets people at Starbucks he will loudly bemoan "Spending ten dollars on this mochachino crap!"
  16. Lord Voldemort
    Double Espresso on Ice. Will Avada Kedavra people if it takes too long for such a simple drink.
  17. Delores Umbridge
    Will send it back and ask to speak to the manager no matter what.
  18. Bellatrix Lestrange
    Probably tells people she only drinks black coffee but orders a Frappuccino.
  19. Draco Malfoy
    Reserve Coffee on the Clover Press, is pretentious about it.
  20. Dudley Dursley
    A Caramel Frappuccino with extra whipped cream and extra extra drizzle.