1. This is the list I was born to write
    It was my sophomore year of college when I first heard the Siren's call. Starbucks provided me my going out money, and an overabundance of free coffee to get me through those nights of studying. It's the job that's supported me since I had to drop out, and in my years here I've learned a lot of things - mostly the ability to judge a personality accurately based on the drink that someone orders.
  2. I've found that what someone orders/the way they place said order can tell me a lot about their personality.
    On the rare occasion I have a date I suggest Starbucks for the purpose of seeing how a girl orders. The girl that told me twilight was her favorite book (after gushing about how she loves reading) ordered a "Grande caramel frappe with extra extra drizzle." It was doomed from there. the last girl I was in love with ordered a Cappuccino and the last girl I dated ordered a Flat White and they were both super cool.
  3. Without further ado, what your Starbucks drink order says about you:
  4. Pike, No room
    You've probably been drinking coffee longer than Starbucks has been around. It isn't about enjoyment or taste, it's about the small jolt you're still able to feel. You probably recognize that Starbucks coffee isn't all that great, but it's better than whatever Janine brews up in the break room at work. You're a serious and smart person, you don't waste time, you don't get anything too fancy anywhere.
  5. Pike with Room
    You aren't messing around, you need your coffee and you know exactly how to Doctor it up to your own specifications, you don't come through the drivethru cause no matter what the barista will put too much of something. You're particular, detail-oriented and serious.
  6. Dark Roast
    You consider yourself a coffee connoisseur, but this couldn't be further from the truth. Starbucks is a status symbol to you, it enhances the image you've so carefully cultivated. You probably ask for it in a mug for here and sip pretentiously while you read a classic novel. The fact is, Starbucks over roasts their beans to achieve uniformity and it eliminates so many wonderful flavors. You wouldn't know a good cup of coffee if God himself poured it for you.
  7. Blonde Roast
    You either think this has the least caffeine content or you know it has the most, either way, you're all about the morning jolt and don't care much for the flavor of coffee.
  8. Cappuccino
    This is either your first time in Starbucks and you think cappuccino just means like regular gas station coffee. Or you're a very to the point kind of person. You're probably sort of artistic and you like the texture of foam, and the ease with which one can hold a cappuccino. You appreciate the little things and take time to express this.
  9. Cafe Latte
    You're just here to get a quick espresso fix, you probably wait a little bit till it cools down and then practically chug it. You're probably a little over-committed and very busy. You would drink straight espresso but don't like the bitterness so a latte does the trick. Maybe every once in awhile you add a pump of flavor when you're in a fun mood or an extra shot of espresso when it's going to be a long day.
  10. Flat White
    Starbucks isn't your first choice, if there are any other coffee shops around you'd go there first but you're stuck here in a town with very little to offer. You're a very tasteful and refined person, you appreciate the subtle differences in every one you have and will probably talk genuinely to your barista as they make your drink.
  11. Vanilla Latte
    You like something sweet but not overbearing, you probably don't drink Starbucks often but when you're here for a meeting or a date this is your go-to. You don't like to take a long time deciding, you're courteous and thoughtful.
  12. Whatever seasonal beverage is in right now, with particular affection for the Pumpkin Spice Latte
    You're a fun person! Lots of people may describe you as "basic" but you don't find that an insult. You know what you like and you aren't going to try and hide it. You don't care what people think. You're the most likely to Instagram your beverage, you're super nice to your barista. On occasion you'll ho-hum and consider ordering something else but in the end you stick with the seasonal because who knows how long it'll be around!?
  13. Cinnamon Dolce Latte
    This ones a little tough cause it gets ordered by a super random assortment of people. Sometimes it's these huge burly dudes and other times it's very rich white ladies.
  14. Hazelnut/Toffee Nut/Caramel Latte
    You like to be a little different, just for the sake of being different.
  15. Coffee/Iced Coffee/Americano with heavy cream
    You do crossfit
  16. Iced coffee with vanilla/caramel and cream
    You work with kids and understand that iced coffee seems to get the caffeine in your system faster. It's simple and you don't often change it up but when you do it's something "fun" like an iced caramel macchiato.
  17. Hot Caramel Macchiato
    You've graduated from the sweeter drinks and like to taste the coffee in your drink. You are artistic but very professional.
  18. Iced Caramel Macchiato
    You're essentially drinking vanilla flavored milk for 80% of the beverage, maybe you need that pallet cleanser before the espresso, or you just like the sweeter things in your coffee and in life, bur you still want to get the job done. Or perhaps you're a visual person, it's a cool looking drink and you like that, Starbucks is a status symbol more than anything for you.
  19. Iced Tea
    You're a person of routine, but you like to have fun!
  20. Frappuccino
    You're the worst. Especially if you call it a "Frappe". Extra awful if you get extra caramel drizzle.
  21. Hot Americano
    You want the flavor of espresso without the bite, so you water it down. You appreciate the arts but I'm guessing aren't super artistic yourself.
  22. Iced Americano
    Slightly hipster, Starbucks isn't your first choice but if you can't find a better coffee shop you'll swing through to get your caffeine fix. You are passionate and driven, and probably extremely successful in your industry.
  23. Starbucks Doubleshot on Ice
    You're the best kind of person. Intelligent, attractive, well-liked (can you tell this is my order??) Actually, you know this drink is a little complicated for the barista to make but you tip well to make up for that. This drink hasn't always been on the menu or even in the register system but you've kept ordering it. You're faithful and detail oriented. While you may have ordered this for years, you know it's a drink that tastes different every time and you appreciate those subtle differences.
  24. Chai Tea Latte
    You're confident, you like the mix of sweet and spice both in your drink choices and in life! You subscribe to the "treat yo self" philosophy of life. thanks for the reminder, @kate81!
  25. Cafe Mocha
    You want the sweet richness of the mocha, but the caffeine that comes with espresso. You're spontaneous and that sometimes leads to disaster but is usually fun!
  26. White Chocolate Mocha
    A great balance of sweetness without being overbearing flavor. As such, you're a balanced and serious person. You probably don't deviate much from your regular orders. You're reliable.
  27. Don't see your drink?? Comment below and I'll add my thoughts on it!