David Miscavige led my Seder and led my ancestors out of Egypt.
  1. Macaroons do NOT replace cookies. It's coconut flavored cement and I'm sick of pretending it's anything other than that.
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  2. Potato vodka? You mean the worst kind?
  3. I learned that Matzah hurts you in 3 ways. Before, during, and especially after you eat it.
  4. Is this really a thing?
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    Salt water symbolizes tears of Jews as slaves, but this has to be the biggest rip off ever.