Going Clear: Passover Edition
David Miscavige led my Seder and led my ancestors out of Egypt.
- •Macaroons do NOT replace cookies. It's coconut flavored cement and I'm sick of pretending it's anything other than that.
- •Potato vodka? You mean the worst kind?
- •I learned that Matzah hurts you in 3 ways. Before, during, and especially after you eat it.
- •Is this really a thing?Salt water symbolizes tears of Jews as slaves, but this has to be the biggest rip off ever.