Make Any Name Sound Persian

Just add a "zadeh" (zah-deh) or "yanpour" (yan-poor) to the end of a last name. Combine both for a lasting effect.
  1. Barack Obamazadeh
    I would eh vote for heem
  2. Michael Shannonyanpour
  3. Dirk Nowitzkizadehyanpour
  4. Carrie Fisherzadeh
  5. Ray (green or yellow)Rice
    I know it's stupid.