The Pawn Shop Experience

  1. Walk in hoping to get a couple hundred for a few items.
  2. I show the items, all of which the owner will point out dings and scratches.
  3. Then the owner googles the resell price
  4. He takes that resell price and cuts in half.
  5. Then looks at you like the demon he/she is and spits in your eye.
  6. Tells you 20 bucks or get the F out kid.
  7. The pawn shop is so fun!