HOW TO BE AN ASSHOLE, LOS ANGELES EDITION

  1. A pit-bull. Preferably gray.
  2. Worn-in Levi's denim jacket.
  3. Flea market > sleeping in
  4. Disconnected undercut, heavily manicured and gelled.
  5. Lamenting that fact that you "never go out anymore."
  6. Did I hear someone say cold brew?
  7. Definitely NOT going to Coachella this year. Just the parties.
  8. Beanie positioned high on crown of head
    Suggested by   @samboyd