A TEACHER'S CHRISTMAS LIST🎄
You know, just in case stuffed animals and apples run scarce.
- •a Professional Copy Machine AssistantBecause I can never put the paper in the right way.
- •a disco ballFor dance parties. Duh.
- •1,000 pre-sharpened pencilsSo the grinding may cease!
- •a noiseless pencil sharpenerJust in case all of the pencils break. (And when I say "just in case", I mean "when"...)
- •a Christmas bonusBecause we don't get paid for the lesson plans we dream about.