You know, just in case stuffed animals and apples run scarce.
  1. a Professional Copy Machine Assistant
    Because I can never put the paper in the right way.
  2. a disco ball
    For dance parties. Duh.
  3. 1,000 pre-sharpened pencils
    So the grinding may cease!
  4. a noiseless pencil sharpener
    Just in case all of the pencils break. (And when I say "just in case", I mean "when"...)
  5. a Christmas bonus
    Because we don't get paid for the lesson plans we dream about.