PEOPLE I KNOW PERSONALLY ON THE LIST APP IN ORDER OF WHEN I ENCOUNTERED THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME

  1. 1993 — when I was born the day before your birthday.
  2. 2010 — when my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend told me you were taking her to prom.
  3. 2011-2012 — when we lived in hope hall 🤘
  4. 2013 — when I didn't drink the latte you made me at the Bakersfield reunion b/c coffee is 🙃 (unless you count the other 10 times we might have crossed paths)
  5. 2013—When I shook your hand.
  6. 2013/2014 — Instagram fame 💃
  7. 2014-2015 When I saw you in 💯 instagrams on @playzwithsquirrels account.
  8. 2015 — When you threw a carrot at me and I shook your hand.