NAMES I HAVE CALLED MY BOYFRIEND

  1. Dashiell
    His name.
  2. Dude
    What I call everyone.
  3. Bro
    Ironically & he hates it.
  4. Dearest darling Dashiell
    Sincerely & he hates it.
  5. Slut
    It's the truth.
  6. Dashy-Washy
    Actually what my dear friend Andrew calls him. I rarely employ this one.
  7. An Actual Terrorist
    When he tickles or otherwise terrorizes me.