REASONS I SHOULD BE VERIFIED
- •I once scored not one but TWO goals in an AYSO soccer game when I was 7.
- •I have 642 Facebook friends. (are you impressed yet?)yes this includes my mom
- •I am a published author.of a peer-reviewed research paper and may or may not be referred to as "et al." on the heading
- •I am the voice of my generation.
- •I am the voice of your generation.
- •I have folded over 5,000 paper cranes in my lifetime.I'm not stopping anytime soon.
- •I am literally an anthropomorphized North Atlantic Treaty Organizationain't nobody fucks wit me