WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. Power Ranger (1999-2001)
    Still disappointed that this is not an actual option.
  2. The first female president of the United States of America (2001-2004)
    Hillary you better not fuck this up for me.
  3. Archaeologist (2004-2005)
    I'd still love to do this actually.
  4. Surgeon (2007-2010)
  5. Dermatologist (2010-2013)
  6. Oncologist (2011- )
    radiation oncology to be specific
  7. OB/Gyn (2015- )
    Because women's rights and shit.
  8. ??? (2015- )
    I am an aimless youth.