BEST LINES BY SAMANTHA JONES FROM SEX AND THE CITY

Some lines Samantha Jones says are hitting the nail on the head/downright funny / truth. Here's the list of my favs. Note: since I'm writing this out of memory, it may not be exact words.
  1. Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
  2. (Holding a lingerie at the store and telling to the staff) I'm looking for something that he cums as soon as he sees me. (Staff: got it!)
  3. Natasha, what a bullshit name.
  4. Nobody wanted to fuck Nixson, so he fucked with everyone.
  5. (Charlotte: she took my baby name!!) you bitch!
  6. (Carrie: I'm seven days behind my period) Paddy, honey where are our beers!?