BEST LINES BY SAMANTHA JONES FROM SEX AND THE CITY
Some lines Samantha Jones says are hitting the nail on the head/downright funny / truth. Here's the list of my favs. Note: since I'm writing this out of memory, it may not be exact words.
- •Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
- •(Holding a lingerie at the store and telling to the staff) I'm looking for something that he cums as soon as he sees me. (Staff: got it!)
- •Natasha, what a bullshit name.
- •Nobody wanted to fuck Nixson, so he fucked with everyone.
- •(Charlotte: she took my baby name!!) you bitch!
- •(Carrie: I'm seven days behind my period) Paddy, honey where are our beers!?