USELESS EMOJIS

Title explains it all. I plan to give replacement examples of emojis they could create instead of wasting space with these flummoxing bits.
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    πŸ”‰
    We already have πŸ”‡, πŸ”ˆ, and πŸ”Š. Do we need a medium volume emoji? Really? Cause I'm patiently waiting for a cucumber to show up one day!!
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    ◼️⬛️
    Can you spot the difference? No? Then why do we have EACH of these as options?! It goes medium white square ◽️, large black square ◼️, large white square ◻️, pretty-much-has-to-be-the-same-exact black square ⬛️, and large white square with frosted border ⬜️. Can someone explain why we need any of these, let alone stark repeats?
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    πŸ’Έ
    The fuck? Why do we need a wad of cash with wings?? If we needed to ever express the action of flying money, we could use πŸ’΅ + πŸŒ¬βœˆοΈπŸš€β†—οΈ (strangely, there's not a singular pair of wings? Don't you think angel wings would be there? Petition for angel wings!)
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    🍼
    Alright so let's get this straight: they have every alcoholic beverage tacked on (🍺🍻🍷🍸🍹🍾🍢), they've got a cup of tea 🍡, a cup of coffee β˜•οΈ, but there's no WATER in sight! No water bottle, no glass of milk, juice? Anyone?!
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    πŸ™†πŸ»
    Why? I just don't understand. πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ Because we need to assume fifth position takes the ranks over handedness. They could replace this with the much needed left-hand-writing-with-a-pen! ✍️️ that's handist!
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    🌫
    I'm sorry, but has anyone ever in the history of emoji-usage used this emoji before?! It's so drab and ugly! There are many far sufficient options for weather conditions. 🌊 and this is the only emoji for waves or the ocean? What about the shore, different tides?
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    🏚
    This one's just sad. Oh here's my cousins, 🏠the nice looking house and 🏑 the nice looking house with the tree. Sorry I couldn't live up to their legacy. What's the use for this. Roll up to the Airbnb, friend asks how the house is, you just reply: 🏚
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    πŸ”Ÿ
    This shouldn't be here. You have 0️⃣ and you have 1️⃣. I'm bewildered by this double digit nonsense. Follow suit and give us 11-99 or take it out and give us A PAIR OF PANTIES FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
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    πŸ“²
    Because that blue arrow is super indicative!! How dare I conjure having only the πŸ“±phone WITHOUT the blue arrow. Preposterous!
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    πŸ‘–
    It's not the pants I have a problem with. It's the lack thereof a skirt and shorts! That seems wildly negligent. Come the fuck on! We have this πŸ“Ÿ, this πŸ—Ώ, this 🎊, this πŸ“™ (yup, that's the 4th volume of an identical textbook in differing colors), and this πŸ“³, but not even a lousy pair of shorts?! FUCK OUTTA HERE.
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    πŸ”—
    Huh? πŸ“ŽπŸ–‡ we've got paper clips, so what's this useless doo-dad? Instead we could have.... a BED! Crazy stuff!
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    πŸŽ…
    They feel the need to give separate gendered: police officers, dancers, families, school kids, old people, teens, children, soldiers, guards, the action of getting your hair cut, the action of getting a head massage, but no Mrs. Clause?!?!!?!
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    πŸ–‹βœ’οΈ
    So wait, they have either direction of the tip of a fountain pen, but not a llama? Disappointing stuff.
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    πŸ‘»
    I feel like they were at the drawing board with this one and went "well, I guess we should put a ghost in, but how would we make it look spooky? I guess we could make it a whacky ghost! Ha, imagine, with its tongue sticking out and one bulging eye? The kids will love it!" Gimme something TERRIFYING.
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    πŸ‘™
    A bikini we need, no argument. But it doesn't cover the entire category of lingerie too! We need a black and red teddy, amirite?
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    πŸ”ƒ
    Because this πŸ”, this πŸ”„, and even this πŸ”‚ aren't enough to describe a repetition. Why do we need it in black? They could be filling in the blank for the much-confusing debacle over why they have ⏳and βŒ›οΈ, but no time's up?
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    πŸ”
    What even is this? We went over the fountain tip before, but what's it doing next to a lock? Especially when we already have a singular lock πŸ”’, an open lock πŸ”“, and a lock with a key πŸ”. Is there some sort of underground fountain-pen-lock-picking club I'm being excluded from? What if we threw in.... a bone. πŸ–πŸ— Not surrounded by cooked meat! A human bone sans flesh. Doesn't seem too extravagant to me! A nice femur or mandible next to the ear and nose.
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    πŸ˜ͺ
    What does this mean, a snot bubble? We have pouring tears 😭 and shedding a tear 😒 with different facial expressions πŸ˜₯, and even this other useless πŸ˜“ (raindrops keep fallin' on my head?) so what's the point of the tear coming from what looks like the nose? Why isn't there a "nauseous" emoji with a slightly green face?
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    πŸ‘€
    What's missing from this equation? Eyebrows? Yup! Every part of your face BUT your eyebrows.
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    🚼
    Babies are useless. I think a double-ended black dildo or jeweled butt plug would do a lot better.