1. Woke up at 4pm in eagle rock with no car and a dead cell phone 2 hours before our flight
  2. Puked outside my parent's house
  3. Got hassled for laying on the floor in the security line
  4. Puked in a trash can while I took free tequila shots at a duty free stand
  5. Looked sick enough for me to get us seats together on the plane "I would hate for her to vomit on a stranger..."
  6. Peacefully watched Edward Scissorhands and then fell asleep for the rest of the flight