THINGS WE REGRET ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL: A COLLABORATIVE EXERCISE IN SHAME

  1. Not being the saint who painted the blunt into Viktor Viking's mouth in '07
  2. Missing prom because I had an old ass boyfriend who was literally over the age limit
    He promised he would take me to CPK instead but did not follow through and in retrospect that is probably the main reason we did not last
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  3. Junior year: Choosing orchestra over varsity volleyball and subsequently flushing my popularity down the drain
  4. Drinking alcohol
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  5. Smoking marijuana
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  6. Wearing a fedora at a flash mob
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  7. Dating Jonathan Weiss
    Drove a "jambulance", just released his debut rap single "sensitive to my aura" and is apparently still the worst (see pic)
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  8. Trying and failing to be a basic bitch
    not getting invited to join the collective halloween costume (astronauts) but improvising something way cuter and sneaking my way into the squad
  9. Showed up nude, look happy but was embarrassed
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  10. Poor fashion sense
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  11. General alienation/not realizing I was in the background of the cheerleaders group photo
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  12. Did not get enough attention for myself
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  13. Student body president, I did not win
    Also where's Waldo? @hate_my_selfie
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  14. I did not make it into this picture
    But Steve Carell on the left did and I also did not get a hat
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  15. Did not bone a bro
    Would probably not have liked it but what's a bucket list without sadness?????
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  16. don't regret having a fucking ball on the orch trip tho
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