WEIRD OLD GUYS IRL WHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON

  1. Janitor at my liquor store who wears a crisp white T and a backwards baseball cap
  2. Eric Garcetti
  3. Distant botanist relative I met while at a family reunion in southern Louisiana
  4. At what point is the line crossed where I become the weird one
  5. Peter Sarsgaard (s/o to @NatashaSkyLipson)