UNEXPECTED AND IMPRESSIVE MILESTONES OF MY 14 MONTH OLD SON

  1. Keeps sunglasses on face
  2. Turns on dishwasher
    ...while empty
  3. Empties trash can
    ...onto floor
  4. Unrolls toilet paper roll
    ...onto floor
  5. Turns on TV with remote
  6. Turns on TV without remote
    I don't even know how to do this
  7. Dances on command
  8. Picks nose
  9. Unloads fridge
    ...onto floor
  10. Has a deep appreciation for "EXIT" signs