Inspired by @jessicavonbergen
  1. This is how Loaf wakes me up
  2. Jump on the bed right by my face just as I have fallen off to sleep and meowing her loudest my face
  3. Jump on the nightstand and start systematically knocking everything off the table onto the floor
  4. If above one and two do not work get higher on the nightstand and start rattling the picture on the wall until it wakes me up
  5. If above does not work attack my feet with a vengeance biting and clawing
  6. If all else fails puke on the floor or the bed