Chain of thought
I saw an interview w/the ladies of Absolutely Fabulous. They were asked to say something they thought was interesting about American television.
- •They said we have a lot of advertisements about bowel movements.Every commercial break they said there was a pill or a snack to help you go properly.
- •So I got to thinking.I flipped through channels until the commercial breaks hit. Yep, boom! dulcolax.
- •Then I thought some more.All of my conspiracy theory friends say your phones are always listening.
- •I know too many people who use their phones in the bathroom.Are your wheels turning too?
- •ErgoWe should all stop using our phones while on the toilet.
- •We should all start exposing our phones to things where we want to see more positive things happen.Like local parks and free samples.