1. My favorite part of the holidays is giving presents.
  2. I like the idea of being able to give someone something & they can't reject it because it's too much or whatever.
  3. Sometimes i even give presents to people i don't like.
  4. I'll get them something I know they'd love.
  5. Then when they get it they say meekly,"thank you."
  6. In their head though, i know what they're really thinking.
    "Damn, that was really nice. Now i feel like an asshole."
  7. As they should.
    Because I think they're an asshole.
  8. I fucking love the holidays.