For those not feeling... holiday-ish
- •My favorite part of the holidays is giving presents.
- •I like the idea of being able to give someone something & they can't reject it because it's too much or whatever.
- •Sometimes i even give presents to people i don't like.
- •I'll get them something I know they'd love.
- •Then when they get it they say meekly,"thank you."
- •In their head though, i know what they're really thinking."Damn, that was really nice. Now i feel like an asshole."
- •As they should.Because I think they're an asshole.
- •I fucking love the holidays.