when it's late and you are under the influence and you know no one wants to talk about this stuff. enjoy!
- •Why do mailboxes have a semi oval shape?
- •Is it too late to go to the bar?
- •People need more Mexicans in hollywood.
- •I never wanted a grill but, I'll know I've made it when I buy my first thick curve gold chain.
- •How are my neighbors not better karaoke singers? They've been at it every weekend for years.
- •Space bags need to be more durable.
- •I really think they should have charged me half price for this hamburger.