Inebriated thoughts

when it's late and you are under the influence and you know no one wants to talk about this stuff. enjoy!
  1. Why do mailboxes have a semi oval shape?
  2. Is it too late to go to the bar?
  3. People need more Mexicans in hollywood.
  4. I never wanted a grill but, I'll know I've made it when I buy my first thick curve gold chain.
  5. How are my neighbors not better karaoke singers? They've been at it every weekend for years.
  6. Space bags need to be more durable.
  7. I really think they should have charged me half price for this hamburger.