Things your ex says

in this particular order.
  1. I miss you
    Then
  2. I loved you
    Then
  3. Three people asked me about you
    Then
  4. I only had sex with her once
    Then
  5. She didn't call me back
    Then
  6. I don't know how i feel about you now.
    Then
  7. Do you have any dates lined up?
    Then
  8. I don't know what you'd call this
    Then
  9. Do you want to see star wars with me?
    Then
  10. It doesn't mean anything.
    Then
  11. I missed spending time with you.
    Then
  12. We had the best dates.
    Then
  13. This isn't a date.
    Then
  14. I think we're more than friends
    Then
  15. I'm not ready for a relationship.
    Then
  16. You're backing me into a corner.
    Then
  17. Then... i hang up.