HOW TO WRITE A PAPER

(to be added to later, maybe when I finish this paper)
  1. drink a lot of water
    water = bathroom breaks = check your phone in the bathroom stall for an inordinate amount of time
  2. text a friend for help on the paper
    and then chat with them about inane things - when's the last time you talked to them? so much has happened!!!!
  3. check the rubric
    but for the love of god please check it before you start writing, not after cause wow did I fuck up