REASONS I'M ANXIOUS

  1. I am awake
  2. I am alive
  3. The dog is making weird noises
  4. I have a voicemail from my boss
    I am not going to listen to it, that would be productive
  5. My other boss hasn't been to work in a week
    I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
  6. I don't even want the job I habe
    So why am I stressed about it!?
  7. I don't have time to find a job I want
    Because I work 7 days a week
  8. Will someone just give me an industry job?
    I swear I work really hard
  9. I may or may not have graduated from college
    I thought I did but I guess my college thinks I didn't
  10. My husband is also anxious
    Every time we talk it gets weird because EVERYTHING
  11. I'm supposed to leave on vacation tomorrow
  12. Rather than doing anything I'm writing a list