My completely irrational fears

inspired by @zeta
  1. Glass boxes
    I'm not claustrophobic, I like caverns & meditating in closets. Put me in a glass elevator or a revolving door, forget about it.
  2. Invisible cars
    I check my mirrors, even double check and look over my shoulder. That doesn't help avoid invisible cars that may be traveling at high speeds and unprepared for my lane changes.
  3. Intestinal parasites
    Ok, considering how many times I've gotten giardia, maybe this one isn't irrational.
  4. Cirrhosis of the liver
    Again, not irrational
  5. Pig farms
    Specifically having broken legs in a pig pen.
  6. Black holes
    They could be lurking anywhere.