I talk to my dog more than I talk to anyone else. To keep things interesting, I call her some weird $#!&
  1. Poppet
    Static
    'ello Poppet
  2. Poppet Anne Locket
    Static
    Her full given name
  3. Pawrappa tha Rappa
    Static
    So fly
  4. Dr. Poppoloppolis
    Static
    Paging Dr. Poppoloppolis, we need 50ccs of lovin', stat!
  5. Gravy
    Static
    And Mashed Potatoes!
  6. Pop-pop-pa-pop
    Static
    Master beggar
  7. McPoppers
    Static
    We love McDonalds
  8. The Foreman
    Static
    If the job goes sideways, blame the one in charge
  9. Space hog
    Static
    When she's taking up too much space