WHAT'S OPEN EARLY ON WEEKENDS IN NYC WHEN YOUR 1-YR OLD IS BEING A DICK AND MUST GO OUT, RANKED

  1. 1.
    Home Depot, (8am)
  2. 2.
    Whole Foods, (7.30am)
  3. 3.
    Trader Joes, (8am)
  4. 4.
    Bed Bath & Beyond, (8am)
  5. 5.
    A deli, (always)
  6. 6.
    Fika (9am, because they suck)
  7. 7.
    Starbucks (not recommended, kid shouldn't touch anything)
  8. 8.
    Duane Reade (meh)