I'm Just Cosmos

Things my three-year-old did today.
  1. Opened my birthday present a day early. It was an indigo dye kit so he sprinkled soda ash and indigo powder on the rug.
  2. Poured the contents of a conditioner bottle onto the deck, and then "cooked food in it".
  3. Filled the tums bottle with water and left it for me to find.
  4. Pooped in the backyard.
    Just for fun.
  5. What's with today, today?